LONDON – Donald Trump has shocked liberal public opinion again by daring to visit Tsaress Elizabeth II, the hereditary monarch of the pro-Nazi Windsor Klan. This brazen home invasion occurred at Her Majesty’s invitation, to coordinate their joint imperialist business, including their proxy war against the people of Yemen, representing to all decent-minded people a clear assault by “President” Trump on the progressive and liberal values manifested in this anti-Catholic head of one of history’s most brutal imperialist states.
The Queen, however, is reported to have boldly joined the protest against Trump by warmly receiving him dressed slightly better than him, with winking aristocratic garment choices signalling that she thinks him less-than-well-bred, and therefore less fully human (YAS O LITERAL QUEEN! FIGURATIVELY SLAY!).
Although we at Worker’s Spatula would be remiss if we did not note that both of them were dressed most inappropriately by the standards of Pride Month.
The Queen’s act of resistance to the capitalist-imperialist power elite chauvinism represented in the foul presence of Donald Trump, the first abuser of women Her Majesty has ever had to tolerate in person, certainly did not go unnoticed throughout the rest of the Resistance Axis. Her Lebanese counterpart, male model and Shi’a cleric Hassan Nasrallah, hastened to invite the parasitic feudal holdover to Beirut to coordinate strategy against the Donald.
US liberal opinion, however, has been more cynical. Speaking on behalf of the extreme left fringe of white YanKKKee U$$ political opinion, Joseph Biden, declared that while he shared Her Majesty’s “outrage at the very existence of sexist relics and racist white men like the Donald”, the Queen’s “impotent” protest had been hardly more effective in “toppling” Trump than other subliminal protests by such “tribune[s] of the oppressed” as Shinzo Abe.
Said Biden, “if we want to end the Trump presidency, we clearly have no choice but to crown him King of the United [$$tate$$ of AmeriKKKa]”:
Like all liberals, I adore pompous displays by imperialist charlatans with nothing of value to contribute to politics as far as the poor are concerned, who spend all their time hob-nobbing, wheeling, dealing, and indeed stealing with other members of the capitalist elite who control the imperialist world system.
But only when they are unelected inheritors of feudalist dogma which states that God Almighty has subjugated the commoners to their bloodline, damn it!
Unfortunately for us, in addition to technically being a republic of some sort, the United [$$tate$$] lacks a state religion which can be used to legitimise Trump’s glorious ascent to the throne.
Therefore, I call on all Ameri[KKK]ans, of all faith backgrounds, to join in a bipartisan effort to bring their clerics together for an Ecumenical Ameri[KKK]an Council dedicated towards the creation of a United Church of #TheResistance, which can then speak on behalf of the Godhead and bestow upon the Donald a divine mandate such that his seed may rule over us forever and ever, thereby rendering his antics inoffensive to Ameri[KKK]an democracy.
Asked if he predicted this would take place before the 2020 US Presidential Election, the champion of modern progressive values against Trump’s cishet boys’ club chauvinism confidently asserted that it very well could, allowing him to be elected as a President more hostile to Russian interests, and as he put it “not so gay for Putin”.
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